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• do you ever get those times when you can feel yourself about to be depressed? like you're not sad yet, but you can feel that the tide is about to come in... you're about to be swept under. yeah, that's where i am. i'm not sure what it is - maybe the change in seasons, maybe joe, maybe all the stress i've been under, maybe my job - but i know it's coming. i gave molly an appropriate heads-up.
  
• i had thought for awhile that i was in desperate need of a pedicure, but today, when i was getting in the shower, i caught a glimpse of my tootsies and, by golly, they look fabulous. i think i might pursue a career in foot modeling.
  
• today is the popsicle's birthday. he's now 45. in celebration, i will more than likely be venturing home for the weekend. first time i'll see my mom since dropping the gay-bomb on her-oshima.
  
• i am exchanging a swimsuit for the third time. while i bought 3 suits from andrew christian, for some reason this one's sizing is all fucked up. i've now paid way too much for a suit i don't even love all that much. ugh.
  
• chloe fucking dao won project runway! despite the fact that she beat my current boyfriend (who i am thinking about dumping now that his haircut is starting to look very mrs. brady), i am very happy for her! i thought her collection was pretty damn good... not very versatile, but fuck, it was structured and crafted to no end. well done, ms. dao, well done. d.vo, we need to talk.
  
• last week, molly saw a man shit off the edge of the l platform. this week, i caught a man pissing on the l platform. the homeless love to share their bodily functions with molly and i. it's lovely. kinda like the face some random woman gave me when i told her she was standing in pee... "not mine," i scoffed at her to suggest what a fool she was for even looking at me like that.
  
• my skin is an absolute trainwreck. it's like i have leprosy of the face or something. end puberty, now!
  
• molly and i are moving at the end of the month. we now spend each evening convincing ourselves that tomorrow we'll start packing. i should probably start pricing movers.
  
• i'm not entirely sure i like that i'm the friend who "will probably have like 5 husbands", despite the fact that i'm quick to agree with the statement.
  
• i want to pick up a not-entirely-useful-yet-not-entirely-useless skill. maybe i'll start taking french again. or finally learn to sew. or take voice lessons. or get a complete handle on html. or start practicing archery so i can go to the olympics. i don't know. i need something.
  
• it is not wise to wear white shoes for the very first time to charlie's. they are now your new gray shoes.
  
• i didn't give anything up for lent this year, though, i'm sure a few of you thought i had given up blogging.
  
• hello, 60 degrees! where the hell did you come from and why were you away so long?
  
• i wish i liked going commando so that i could use "i'm not wearing any underwear" more often.
  
• how can i have sex without upping my "number"? i'm scared i won't make it to 30 without surpassing my slut quotient.
  
• last weekend, i broke my gucci cherry. i couldn't be happier with my purchase. it defies description.
  
• i am frightened by the fact that it is march, and i am already planning the party i plan to throw during pride. especially since i am not even sure which weekend pride is this year. regardless, it's going to be fantastic, and you all better be there. you know, or else.
  
• i need to start dating someone because there are seriously like 12 movies i want to see. please direct all single traffic to moi.
  

posted by brett @ 2:27 PM