he drinks a blog

• moving blows.
• new apartments don't.
• my room looks like my closet threw up.
• i really, really, really want like 4 new pairs of pants - 1 pair of jeans and 3 other for work - but you try finding something that accommodates both a 28 inch waist and 33 inch legs. i'm like a lifesized version of those clowns on stilts at the circus.
• i effing hate clowns. in the words of ms. bradshaw, "nothing scarier than a clown."
• it was determined today that i really should investigate becoming a stylist. i can work wonders when dressing a girl.
• meanwhile, the sweater i am wearing just may be two sizes too small.
• it's too bad my desk doesn't have space for a picture of molly and i.
• i need to find a new job because the one i am in would have me working the day after cinco de mayo, the saturday of pride weekend, my birthday, and the saturday of market days. can we say "bogus"?
• speaking of bogus, the movies i need to go see are only piling up... this makes me a very sad boy.
• a vacation would certainly pick me up. maybe, just maybe, a visit to see drew is in order. is it warm enough in nyc to wear one of my new bathing suits to the beach?
• probably not, what with all this talk about some huge hurricane destined to katrina the big apple.
• i enjoy creating new verbs... especially as infinitives.
• i still think when faced with a genie i'd wish for infinite wishes then world peace.
• is there still a ms. america pageant? didn't it air on cmt (country music television) last year? wasn't james denton the host? what a sad, sad era to be ms. america.
• i should call a plumber. our bathtub simply does not drain as quickly as it should.
• crack kills.
• i read some really fucking crazy quote from the killers the other day, but i can't remember where or what exactly it said. if you know what i'm talking about, write me a little ditty with the quote in it please.
• i've been thinking lately that if i were a newspaper columnist, i'd call my column "the skinny". then each column would give the skinny on something... like a celeb in town or a new restaurant that just opened or how wonderful i am. see, it's funny because i'm rail thin.
• and you're not.

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posted by brett @ 5:30 PM