this past weekend was one for the history books, kids. it is almost beyond the realm of my comprehension. defies description... but i shall try.
in summation:
friday = sunshiney porno coitus with the joseph
saturday = blog friends to the rescue, judging a shower "contest", meeting the man who could rescue my career, and a sleepover on glenwood - the street that would not let go - at which i drank anything that came in a bottle and slept like a sandwich
sunday = looking like a slut for $6 donations at the entrance gate that time forgot, having 2 men fall in love with me at the same time, stealing ferdie's pants, and the most insane walk home ever
greatest quote of the weekend:
"i spit in his ass three times, and then fucked him."
- wally's friend chance
greatest catch phrase of the weekend:
"mixed race babies, patsy... mixed race babies"
-me, ben, jay, the glenwood duo
greatest save of the weekend:
finding jay's shirt in the couch
-me
greatest compliment of the weekend:
something positive with regard to me and music
-svendella
greatest discovery of the weekend:
seeing the highschool crush at a gay bar
-also me
greatest faux-pas of the weekend:
sticking your face in some guy's crotch to see his dick's earring with his boyfriend standing right there
-ben, jay, and i
greatest new friend of the weekend:
clearly ben... with mr. jay coming in a very, very close second
greatest regret of the weekend:
not having my camera there to document all the wonderfulness that was market days
high on life.
posted by brett @ 2:22 PM
4 Comments:
love the quote from chance - hot
market days rocks!
well, i suppose theres always Next Year for me.
i just didnt feel pops was up to the Daze. i think i traumatized him enough...
Weeee! We finally meet. Huzzah. I am fetching your watch from the Shower Contest Hosts later this week. I shall call you when I have it on my person.
ben,
that is seriously some of the best news i've heard aaaaaaall week.
xoxo
byron,
ass spankings are so hot.
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