i'm really gay.
like reeeeeeeally gay.
"how," you might ask, "did you come to this startling yet uneasily true revelation?"
well, needless to say, it involved bravo, the nation's most favorite of gay-friendly major network step-sisters.
last night, molly and i watched "great things about being... queer".
sure, the show was basically reclaiming at its best. you know, how feminists reclaimed cunt. well, it's the same idea. only now it's about fags and disco and all that other limp-wristed fabulousness.
not only did i hoot and holller at pretty much every entry on the list... but i usually announced what said entry was before the narrator revealed it to the audience.
"oh, it's showtunes, molly... it's great to be gay because you can looooooove showtunes!" i proclaimed.
"oh my god, you are soooo gay!" retorted the mols.
"...and the #12 great thing about being queer... showtunes!" added the narrator.
"told ya," i bragged... then thought twice about what i was bragging about.... (damn, i am really gay.)
anyhow, some highlights, though i'm not sure where they ranked on the list per bravo:
-lesbians look great on tv
-scaring straight people
-"mommy dearest"
-you have the best names (in reference to gay bars and drag queens)
-disco (because as, i believe, frank decaro put it, "who wouldn't want to go to funkytown?")
-you have great real estate (or something like that)
and my personal favorite:
-you invented everything
if you have an hour, and this is on tv, i think you'll enjoy it.
oh, and in case you were wondering, cher is #1.
clearly, the show was more about queers of the gay persuasion than the lesbianic...
but, c'mon, it was on bravo... not hgtv.
posted by brett @ 4:02 PM
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