apparently, brandon flowers heard about joe and i, as he got married this past weekend to his longtime "girlfriend" tana munblowsky (i swear i didn't make up that name).
he was so heartbroken by my affections for another that, clearly, he has plumb given up on all men and moved on to the vag (and the horrendously named).
i'm sorry boys; i guess i just don't always realize how strongly people feel for me.
congrats to ms. munblowsky, though. mrs. flowers is so much less of a mouthful.
besides, not everyone can go from urban outfitters manager to rockstar's wife...
just we lucky few, tana... we lucky few.
posted by brett @ 5:26 PM
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sometimes i have to stop myself from buying more stuff from Urban. they are supposedly very anti-gay. hmmm.
has your depression over brandon flowers left you unable to post in the last week?
or are you too busy commenting on others' blogs to update your own?
lets get an update already, please
thank you for what, b?
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