some things i have learned about frat boys:
1. you can steal from them, and they probably won't ever notice. it's hard to catch that your coldplay cd is missing between old styles, playstation, and bong hits.
2. flip-flops, a backwards baseball cap, and a striped button-down will always be haute couture for the fratastic.
3. if you do get caught stealing from them, just pretend you're british. even fratties know that nothing pulls in tail like an accent. you'll probably be forced to be "buds" because of this.
4. frat boys like many large animals work in herds. a lone frat boy is a weak frat boy. this is the time to strike.
5. keg stands : frat boys :: peace pipes : native americans
6. if you must attend a frat party, be sure to bring 3 girls with you. this is the proper number to ensure entrance. it says, "even though one of these bitches is my girl, two of you thugs can score with the other two mad honies." the 2 to 1 ratio is very key. any more than that, and you've clearly labeled yourself as a homo.
7. when in need of beer tickets, simply point to the drunkest blond in the room and say "my sister really wants more to drink..."
8. and above all else, when in doubt, just nod and say, "sweet".
posted by brett @ 12:08 PM
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And when the heat is on and they have figured you out...point to the random kid in the party and say "that guy said that (insert greek letters here) are a bunch of pussies but I say they rock! sweet! Let's go to Kams!" and let the attention switch from you to him...he might get beat up, but that will leave more beer tickets for you!
it's gotta be better than the aqueerium i work in.
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