kinda sad these are almost done.
4. disregarding all social mores, stigmas, opportunities, financial responsibilities, physical attributes what job would you like to have right now? if you could do anything...what would it be? a mobster? an nba basketball player? a model?
honestly, i think part of the reason that i'm in a job i hate right now is that i never really decided what it was i wanted to do.
sure, i have long said that my ideal job, my long-term career goal, is to be a trophy husband/philanthropist/socialite. in many ways, it always will be. i enjoy the idea of freedom and independence that this "career" implies; however, i think i'd rather retire to this than spend my whole life doing it.
while i'd love to be a forensic psychologist, the white house press secretary, a nasa research scientist, a stay-at-home dad, a concert pianist, the spokesperson for japanese toilet paper, or yes, admittedly, a model (you know me too well, molly), i think the thing i would love to do more than anything else in the world, the job i'd be really happy with, is the host of a travel show on television.
i just don't know how to get there.
a little bit funny... i want to tell other people where to go but have no sense of personal direction.
mostly, i just know i'd be good at it. i'm a good traveller. i don't mind going alone. i'm pretty capable of handling myself in foreign and daunting situations. i like adventure. i'm not scared of a little danger. i like to break the rules from time to time. i like to drink. i'm just attractive enough that people could relate to me, but maybe, just maybe still want to sleep with me. i know a little bit of several languages but not enough of any to really get anywhere... thus allowing for some fun translated subtitles. i'm non-threatening. i'm fun... at least i think so. and last but not least, i have a good sense of humor. oh, and really long limbs that love to flail about, making for some interesting camera fodder.
but how does one get to be brook burke? pre inxs rockstar, of course.
maybe i need to make contacts at networks. like bravo. or showtime. or logo. you know, the ones that like the queers. i have ideas for the show... it could start with a pitch and then a "hey... how about i host it, too?" they'd be all, "would you really? we were scared to ask." and i'd be all, "p-shaw, i'd love to."
yeeeeah, or maybe i need an agent. like ari gold (jeremy piven, lust lust) on hbo's entourage. ruthless. commanding. totally dreamy. someone to get my name out there... speaking of which, i'll probably have to change that. the current moniker isn't too tv friendly... "breath mints" ain't getting anybody on tv. i'm not a certs commercial.
brett... brett... hmmm...
brett burke?
brara reid, perhaps?
...so with this in mind, and it's funny how destiny works this way, i found out today that next week i'll be meeting with the producer of a very small local television show. i don't know what will come of it. if anything. but it's one step in the right direction...
watch out, tara reid, there's a new drunk bitch in town!
and i love to show my nips, too.
posted by brett @ 2:35 PM
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i thought to myself before I scrolled down..."please tell me he didn't paste that head on Brooke....OH HE DID!" Brooke Burke just got a mustache and a pair of aviators! She is so hip! haha.
these are very engaging answers to these questions. i think i would be a total prostitute or porn star. but first, i need some plastic surgery...
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