while i am sure that many of you are wondering where this boy is...
i am much more concerned with the whereabouts of one ms. molly my-roommate-and-good-friend-of-many-years. yes, that is her real last name.
seen here:
molly has been missing for several days. despite living with her, i have not laid eyes on her less-than-fortunate mug since last wednesday.
though, i do know her to be alive.
i still find her hair in the bathtub. i notice her [my] scarf is not in the same place every night when i return to the a-p-t. i find her blog has been updated recently. i receive incredibly drunken phone call after incredibly drunken phone call from her in a single evening... but not once am i informed as to her own location.
if you have seen this young woman, please alert me to her last known location. there is a reward of one cupcake for her capture and return. she has arms and is potentially dangerous. she will probably appear disoriented/intoxicated/giddy and be wearing something either painfully fabulous or horribly awry (most likely a pair of red fleece, snowflaked-patterned, pajama pants). avoid eye contact at all cost, unless you have a pint of beer in your hand. her distinguishing marks include the most amazing rack you have ever seen and cleavage akin to a black hole, e.g. nothing, and i mean nothing, can escape its pull.
your assistance is greatly appreciated.
posted by brett @ 3:01 PM
1 Comments:
while i appreciate that molly has a sweet pair of na-na's, i resent that they have been called, "the most amazing rack you have ever seen."
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