7 things i plan to do before i die
-host a tv show
-make page 6
-live in new york
-have kids
-have a personal assistant
-be a commentator on "i love the '00s"
-have no more than 5 husbands
7 things i can do
-say the alphabet backwards quite easily
-tell you more than you'd ever really need to know about millenium park, the university of illinois, or ancient greek civilization
-give great head
-make most people feel unwelcome within the first few minutes of meeting me
-live without naps
-drink more than someone my size should be able to
-woo your parents
7 things i cannot do
-cry on command
-find jeans that really fit me
-like mushrooms
-stay in my current job
-cook without making a huge mess
-be in the same room as coffee cake without eating pretty much all of it
-live without the internet
7 things that attract me to the same or opposite sex
-freckles across the cheeks, shoulders, or bridge of the nose
-short, dark hair and green eyes... together
-nice arms, chest, or (predictable, yes) ass
-a contagious laugh
-a good relationship with friends and family
-a love for adventure or the spontaneous or danger or the exciting
-the ability to get me
7 things that i say most often
-bitch
-shit
-for real. or for real?
-stipend checks only come in on tuesdays and fridays.
-molly...
-mer... aka "the sad sound"
-shut up.
7 celebrity crushes
-johnny knoxville
-george clooney
-brandon flowers
-rodrigo santoro
-justin theroux
-josh wald
-tom ford
i'm not going to tag anyone else...
but feel free to do it, if you so desire.
posted by brett @ 2:43 PM
5 Comments:
oh you do say my name a lot. I think that "dragons" might be on the list as well!!
it could be that you imaprted any or all of this information to me the other evening, but given my level of intoication, i have no recolection
unlike you, i am unable to drink more than someone my size should be able to
tell me about the greeks, buddyboy. tell me about their SEX PRACTICES.
and PROVE that great head thing. i dont believe you. (errr... i see im Hardly Original on That One)
and how can you survive without naps?!
have you tried "magic" mushrooms?
as for celeb crunches...i.like.yer.style.
shit.
bitch.
mer...
while i'm sure you nay-sayers were thinking i'd say, "sure, i'll prove it. just say where and when..."
i think not.
perhaps i'll put together an expert panel to share their testimony. i'm sure joseph would give his 2 cents to the doubting thomasinas.
to wally:
i'll tell you whatever you want to know about their sex practices... i even have some books you might like.
i live without naps because i find them silly. i didn't even like them in kindergarten when we were forced to take them.
as for mushrooms, i have not tried the magic variety, but the whole idea of hallucination has scared me since 8th grade health class.
i'll try to compile a photo post of my celeb crushes, asap. then maybe you won't need to go to the library to wank.
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