brett's christmahanakwanzakah 2005 wishlist:
- a special edition gold, d&g razr (i've had the silver one and have the black one, so might as well get the gold, too) which is not available in the u.s. of a.
- a towleroad t-shirt (sz. small... x-small if they have it)
- the my scene barbie by nick v. from project runway
- strike that... just nick v. from project runway. fuck barbie!
- a black, moleskin address book that would easily fit into a clutch
- steel magnolias
- abs of steel... the muscles, not the movie
- buns of steel for that matter, too
- fuck, just some buns... they don't have to feel nothing like steel... right, tai?
- speaking of a thai, how about ty pennington loses the ability to speak?
- speaking of thais, some joy's cashew chicken
- further speaking of thais, a small maddie jolie-pitt of my very own to babysit (yes, i know maddox is actually cambodian)
- oh, and angelina jolie
- a jar of peanut m&m's
- a pair of wellingtons that actually fit snugly around my tiny, little, eight-year-old girl calves
- a new job
- a jew knob
- a blow job
- a joe blob
- some cashmere
- some mere cash (c'mon, you had to see that coming)
- a gay best friend who lives in chicago
- candy canes for everyone
- something to put in my day planner
- to meet a celebrity
- 3 minutes of application tape genius
- to once more feel a part of something greater than myself
- more joe
- and more joe blobs while we're at it
- an epiphany
- some tiffany's
- passion
- and fashion
- a fluids assistant... just like mariah's
- the promise of key west for president's day
- a food dehydrator
- really anything ron popeil makes
- a great new year's eve
- socks
- underwear
- world peace
- a pony
happy holidays, kids!
all my best to you and yours!
Thursday, December 22, 2005
About Me
- Name: brett
- Location: chicago, Illinois, United States
the good stuff: -i'm fiercely loyal
-in a world full of boys in dark-rimmed glasses, i'm the one you'll remember -i like beer -sports don't scare me -i can't win a boardgame to save my life -i make lots of wonderful facial expressions -i tend to flail -dads like me; moms love me -i'm great with names and faces -four little words: "best wedding date ever" the bad stuff: -i have problems acting my age... you'd think i'm 29 not 24 -you better like the word "seriously" -my friends are some tough competition -i'm a mama's boy -my impressions are horrible at best -i tend to flail -balancing my checkbook is a lost art, but i totally get physicsPrevious Posts
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2 Comments:
So I loved you before "the wish list", but now I might be in love with you.
I just ordered a towleroad t-shirt
I ordered the Project Runway Barbie for me lil cousin
I watch Steel Magnolias about 3 times a week.
and I know a guy named Joe Blob who gives great blow Jobs.
wow, hope you got something off from your list. my best to you and for the coming year!
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