as snapped yesterday on the train:
so... what job does this guy have? i mean, seriously, my office barely allows my ever-present stubble much less a full-on rip van winkle beard.
here's my short list:
1. santa claus
2. life-size garden gnome
3. gandalf the grey/albus dumbledore impersonator
4. mascot for the washington wizards
5. professional re-enactor for anything that fell between the dates of 1802-1873
6. former member of zz topp
7. anthropology professor (they all seem to look like that and wear tevas all year)
8. chuck darwin
...and yes, i totally camera-phoned this guy without him knowing. if only i had been quick enough to snap the guy wearing pants that were so tight i could count the veins in his cock.
if only.
Wednesday, April 05, 2006
About Me
- Name: brett
- Location: chicago, Illinois, United States
the good stuff: -i'm fiercely loyal
-in a world full of boys in dark-rimmed glasses, i'm the one you'll remember -i like beer -sports don't scare me -i can't win a boardgame to save my life -i make lots of wonderful facial expressions -i tend to flail -dads like me; moms love me -i'm great with names and faces -four little words: "best wedding date ever" the bad stuff: -i have problems acting my age... you'd think i'm 29 not 24 -you better like the word "seriously" -my friends are some tough competition -i'm a mama's boy -my impressions are horrible at best -i tend to flail -balancing my checkbook is a lost art, but i totally get physicsPrevious Posts
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2 Comments:
awesome.
i love the HP reference
I'll say a post-Atkins diet version of Karl Marx.
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