
so... what job does this guy have? i mean, seriously, my office barely allows my ever-present stubble much less a full-on rip van winkle beard.
here's my short list:
1. santa claus
2. life-size garden gnome
3. gandalf the grey/albus dumbledore impersonator
4. mascot for the washington wizards
5. professional re-enactor for anything that fell between the dates of 1802-1873
6. former member of zz topp
7. anthropology professor (they all seem to look like that and wear tevas all year)
8. chuck darwin
...and yes, i totally camera-phoned this guy without him knowing. if only i had been quick enough to snap the guy wearing pants that were so tight i could count the veins in his cock.
if only.
2 Comments:
awesome.
i love the HP reference
I'll say a post-Atkins diet version of Karl Marx.
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