a post in photos!
today, we'll follow mr. drinksalot for his lunchtime adventures.
after snagging some chipotle (yes, i know i'm helping america's obesity coach, mcdonald's, but get them to stop making such delicious little burritos and i'll stop giving them my hard
where i sat in the shadow of the vagina building. (no, that is not it's official name or whatever, but i think the building's crown looks like a venus mound in a see of phalluses)
to my left was cloudgate no. 2 or whatever the fuck its name is. you know. the big effing metal bean permanently besmudged with the handprints of a thousand awestruck tourists.
seriously. it's just a metal bean. (and i fucking love it!)
i plopped my butt on the ground.
i curled my toes in the grass.
i wore obnoxious sunglasses, rocked what appears to be a slight pompadour, never left ear-to-bud contact with my ipod, and silently judged all passersby.
i turned and realized i had company. (those black spots are ants)
oh, no! ants on a boy! (and you thought snakes on a motherfucking plane was bad)
oooo, skin shot! my mother would be ashamed.
and there you have it. adventures in brettdom. it is a gripping life i lead.
today's episode was brought to you by the motorola razr (in black) and the letter f.
posted by brett @ 12:47 PM
5 Comments:
Look at you all showing flesh! Jezebel...
Incidentally, I recently read that evil McDonalds has sold (or is selling) their interest in delicious Chipotle.
Looks like quite a lunch, but I have to know were any ants harmed in the making of this pictorial?
Brat! I work right by the Cultural Center. I would have bought you lunch.
Take it off -- Take it all off.
As for Millennium Park, I watched it develop for years and years and YEARS! Then, when it finally opened, what a huge disappointment. Man, I can still taste the suck.
chipotle is the devil. Don't they have a qdoba nearby? It is much better, even though it too, is a chain.
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