i know they're looking for a "woman", but i think i'd be a great addition to the cast. i'd tell star jones to shut the eff up about al (i jest), prove that elizabeth hassleback really is just a republicanized debbie matenopoulos (i kid), throw joy behar highfives at every opportunity (for realz), and get kathy griffin back on the show regardless of what barbara thinks of her (sorry, babs). plus, i'd add a penis.
vieira was sassy, smart, sharp, a tad bitchy, and sexy in that hot mom sort of way.
i'm sassy, smart, sharp, a tad bitchy, sexy in that hot mom sort of way, young and fagulous.
more adjectives = better.
oh, and i never hosted "who wants to be a millionaire" either.
c'mon... who doesn't want a little brett with their "view"?
and really... what's a show on women's perspectives without the input of a gay man?
lacking.
that's what.
maybe i'll start some sort of petition.
anyone know how to code that for a blog?
posted by brett @ 5:12 PM
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I heart that this consumes your waking moments now!
if they arrange it, i'd totally cage fight patty heaton for the the job. i hear she's scrappy, but i've got the reach advantage.
and kris, i'm working on a 900 number, but visit http://brettontheview.blogspot.com and there's a link to barbara's email. it's the best direct line i've got so far.
spread the word!
change the view!
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