i just made you say underwear.
something about the boxers i'm wearing today has kept me at more or less half-mast since 10 am. it's really not as fun as you'd think.
down, boy, down.
i.f.o.t.d. - considering today's affliction, i'm totally scared that something is going to hit me in the groin.
Tuesday, May 10, 2005
About Me
- Name: brett
- Location: chicago, Illinois, United States
the good stuff: -i'm fiercely loyal
-in a world full of boys in dark-rimmed glasses, i'm the one you'll remember -i like beer -sports don't scare me -i can't win a boardgame to save my life -i make lots of wonderful facial expressions -i tend to flail -dads like me; moms love me -i'm great with names and faces -four little words: "best wedding date ever" the bad stuff: -i have problems acting my age... you'd think i'm 29 not 24 -you better like the word "seriously" -my friends are some tough competition -i'm a mama's boy -my impressions are horrible at best -i tend to flail -balancing my checkbook is a lost art, but i totally get physicsPrevious Posts
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