now, all you frioggers of mine can learn just a bit more about me.
enjoy!
THREE NAMES YOU GO BY:
1. brett
2. b. ryan
3. b.r.
THREE SCREEN NAMES YOU HAVE HAD:
1. bretty7
2. myredneckpast
3. hedrinksalot
THREE PHYSICAL THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. my teeth, but not particularly my smile
2. my bellybutton
3. my freckles across my shoulders
THREE PHYSICAL THINGS YOU DON'T LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. my ass or lack thereof
2. my skinny arms
3. my extremely thin legs
THREE PARTS OF YOUR HERITAGE:
1. french
2. dutch
3. scottish
(clearly not the majority of my heritage, but they're still in there underneath all the irish, german, and english dna)
THREE THINGS THAT SCARE YOU:
1. cancer
2. clowns
3. moments of important revelation
THREE OF YOUR EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS:
1. rusk "being shocked" hair paste
2. my wristwatch
3. at least 4 glasses of water
THREE THINGS YOU ARE WEARING RIGHT NOW:
1. my ever-present glasses
2. contraband flip-flops (they're forboden at work)
3. a judgmental smirk (some jack ass is singing in the hallway... all bluesy and "oooo aaaaoooo uhoooo oooo")
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE BANDS OR MUSICAL ARTISTS:
1. elliott smith
2. imogen heap/frou frou
3. jamie cullum
THREE OF YOUR (current) FAVORITE SONGS:
1. "maybe" emma bunton
2. "even so" rachael yamagata
3. "one word" kelly osbourne
THREE THINGS YOU WANT IN A RELATIONSHIP:
1. butterflies... forever butterflies
2. that frighteningly almost telepathic connection where you can just know what the other is thinking without really having to try
3. financial security (i'm shallow... so sue me)
TWO TRUTHS AND A LIE (in no particular order):
1. i failed a class in college
2. i'm not wearing any underwear
3. my balls itch
THREE PHYSICAL THINGS ABOUT THE PREFERRED SEX THAT APPEAL TO YOU
1. a nice chest and shoulders
2. green eyes
3. having a little weight to you (i'm skinny enough for the both of us)
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE HOBBIES:
1. drinking
2. shopping
3. reading
THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO REALLY BADLY RIGHT NOW:
1. pee
2. go to a beach
3. register for my imaginary wedding
THREE CAREERS YOU'RE CONSIDERING/YOU'VE CONSIDERED:
1. celebutante
2. fashion designer/editor
3. publicist
THREE PLACES YOU WANT TO GO ON VACATION:
1. japan
2. france
3. the isles of the mediterranean
THREE KID'S NAMES YOU LIKE (3 for girls and 3 for boys):
1. madeleine
2. zhiyi (it's like gigi only asian)
3. etain (it means shining)
1. dächen
2. jaime (as in high-may)
3. ruairi (roo-eerie... it's irish and would make my gramps proud)
(yes, i'm full aware that my children will be fucked up from the get-go)
THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:
1. be famous
2. get married
3. travel all over and raise multi-lingual children
THREE WAYS THAT YOU ARE STEREOTYPICALLY A BOY:
1. i like to watch sports... playing them is another story
2. i love beer... especially with porn
3. i never cry... and when i do, it usually involves a dead dog or lots of booze
THREE WAYS THAT YOU ARE STEREOTYPICALLY A CHICK:
1. i fantasize about shoes and purses
2. teenage girl movies are a staple of my "needed" media
3. i heart cock
posted by brett @ 12:13 PM
5 Comments:
oh, svenderella, where have you been all my life?
mariah wanted butterflies, look what happened to her. i'd say you're better off without them...
Darling, so glad that you like Maybe by Emma. Have you heard "Amazing"? Its also quite fantabulous. Hearting cock is my favorite pastime. glad to see we share a common intrest.
i have not heard "amazing", jamie, but i will certainly be investigating it as soon as i get home from work. thanks for the tip!
...and as far as sharing a hobby and interest, well, i do believe it to be one of the best to share.
creepy.
i've been humming "free me" all day long.
i think i have the gift.
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