hey boys and boys (and probably a girl or two, as well)
i have returned to the working world, which in turn means i have returned to the blogging world.
while pictures from dc are imminent, in the meanwhile, can we talk about one ms. zuleyka mendoza?!? can we?
a little background: zuleyka, there, was puerto rico's representative at the ms. universe pageant. oh, and she won... so really, zuleyka-darling is miss universe!!!
okay, so a few things:
numero uno - she looks effing nuts in that picture. that one eye is all scrimpy over there, and her teeth... my god, her teeth! it looks like she's the part of some bad .gif animation. like i expect those teeth to start moving or something or like bite the head off a kitten or the neck off a bottle of beer. they're just scary.
numero dos - she is furonda's (of america's next top model fame) hand twin a la joey tribbiani. that hand is hugenormous! it's like bigger than her face. it's like a french-tipped, well-manicured serving platter. combined with her crazy-ass face, she looks like a cracked out gabor sister... i'm half-expecting to see in tomorrow's news that zuleyka bitch-slapped a cop then dropped a hundo on some magenta chinchilla coat.
numero tres - she knew she was going to win, as evidenced by her "coincidentally" matching her earrings to the tiara they gave her. mmmhm. i smell a ms. universe conspiracy. does the donald know about this?
numero cuatro - she wore, what can best be described as, a silly dress. according to roommate, zuleyka opted to wear a dress fashioned out of a bajillion small metal chains. is there some sort of reasoning behind this? was it made by the same designer who did the american express gold card dress? is puerto rico's chief export small metal chains and not gardeners as first suspected?
numero cinco - she is named zuleyka! zu. ley. ka. is she an android? perhaps an alien? i know she's from puerto rico and all, but that is not even a real name there. zuleyka. for surrious.
regardless, today, i tip my hat to you, zuleyka mendoza, miss universe!
oh, how you have made my monday!
posted by brett @ 11:42 PM
8 Comments:
Brett, she very well could be an adroid with that name...it IS the miss universe pageant after all!
Sounds to me like somebody is just a tad jealous of Ms. Zuleyka Mendoza. Perhaps we wanted that tiara for our own Brettly-designs?
small.silver.chains. in a slinking formation and certainly not all welded together. thank the lord i told you about this, this morning ;-)
PR may have won, but don't worry Miss USA siezed the crown back in the dressing room, and began bombing Miss Puerto Rico's wardrobe closet. Who's the dominant nation now bitch?!
She does have a very jib-jabbable look to her, doesn't she?
You kinda have a knack for noticing giant woman hands don't you
I understand she probably looks who knows...weird in that picture but damn your name aint nice either...Brett..wat kind of name is tha...u dont like it huh? my name is also Zuleyka and i dont appreciate you "hating" on someone's name! wherever you might be from must have never tought you the value if keeping your stupid remarks to yourself! u should probably critize yourself before anyone else!
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